Humorous Wedding Speech - Written Guidelines from the Bride

Humorous Wedding Speech - Written Guidelines from the Bride life-threatening evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I must inform you that Ive had quite a heavy night and Im still feeling a little fragile. So please spare a thought and tense up not to clap too loudly during my speech because Ive got a dreadful hangover and a splitting headache. Youd think Id know better than to be out drinking in the early hours of the morning the night before a big spousal - yet Davids a good friend (mate) and he postulate some company. Now, Im sure a number of the guys here today down been a best man at a wedding before, but I wonder how many of you have ever received create verbally guidelines from the bride to be? Before I go any further, Id like to exempt that two weeks ago I received this email from Phylis I was actually pleased when David asked you to be best man at our wedding. I knew that by selecting you, he ha...